fuckyeahgirlcrush:

every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad

(via larry-while-were-young)

attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

(via breffski)

all time low on twitter

  • Alex: selfie, drunk selfie, 2 am tweet that makes no sense
  • Jack: dick joke, reply to everyone I follow but me
  • Rian: CASSADEE ILY
  • Zack: AMERRICKAN CLOTHES BUY AMERRICKAN CLOTHES, 20% OFF TODAY ONLY.